Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

Spinners

Spinners are popular Jamaican flour dumplings consisting of a few basic ingredients ( flour, salt, and water) . The dumplings are traditionally prepared in a long cylindrical shape, resembling a cigarette and spin as they cook from the heat.

Darling, when you make me dinner, drop some spinners in the soup.

by Tropical Rythms August 27, 2020

bag of spanners

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

by turn November 2, 2003

wank spanner

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

by poondaddy January 5, 2005

Spiner-Bot

An obsessive Brent Spiner/DATA fan (star trek) regardless of sexual orientation. Some may even say that a Spiner-bot is the ultimate Brent Spiner/DATA fan. Surpassing Spiner-femme.

That guy is such a Spiner-Bot that he could probably repair DATA's neural net system.

by ichiromito June 11, 2011

spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017

Shinner

A shinner is a person who likes to take drugs, sleep on the floor when at a friends house and a person who is miserable in certain times in their life. They also wear saggy clothes and isn't mostly huge fans of cleaning their rooms.

You must be having a hard time with your drug consuming and stuff, your'e a true shinner!

by Shinnerboy123 March 24, 2020