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Pober

Being porn free; Not being under the influence of pornography. Going a period of time without looking at porn.
"Dude, I've been pober for three days now. I feel so proud of myself"
by L5e5m5 December 1, 2007
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burn one's poker

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker
by Blake November 12, 2002
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pokertunity

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Panera

Establishment where food and bagels are overpriced. Parent's think panera. The food is great though at panera.Chuckie Cheese were their kids can run around and play with everything in the store. Customers are retarded because the buy grill cheese and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches for five bucks because they are too lazy to do it themselves. Also you can't ever find a seat since they are always busy.
Employee 1: We are so busy at panera all the time I am going to get a manager because we need some help

Employee 2: I'll stay up here while you get a manager

Employee 1: Hey can you help us we have a line out the door

Manager: Sure be there in one sec.

Employee: You stood around and did nothing when I asked you for help. What kind of manager are you? We all work hard while you just sit around. You are never here and we always get complaints from customers We are a team here but you don't know what that word means.

Manager: I am your boss you have no right to speak to me like that. Please stop causing a scene in front of the customers and how I run my store is none of your concern.

Employee: (Shouting) You know what I quit. I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. Now I know why people are always quitting it's because of people like you.

Manager: All right everyone please get back to work.

Employee's: No we won't. ( Everyone is smiling)We quit see you later and you'll know how it feels to have no help.
by Badassslayer November 24, 2007
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cunt poker

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.
by csu October 13, 2006
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Phoner

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.
Please tell me that's only a phoner.
by Phoner Phobia October 9, 2008
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Poker Face

The hottest song in America currently. Preformed by Lay GaGa, a pop goddess. Or playboy model.

A straight face that poker players try to keep.
Person 1: Have you seen that video for Poker face?
Person2: Yeah.

Person 1: Look at that guy. He couldn't keep a straight face if he wanted to.
Person 2: A poker face.
by Shannah Rose February 14, 2009
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