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powernoia 

noun. A mental condition characterized by anxiety about the remaining battery life of your portable electronic devices. Sufferers will spend all their time worrying about how to charge their device and will be extremely anxious when the low battery warnings appear on their gadgets, especially when away from a power socket.
Enrique bought a really expensive solar panelled back pack to charge his phone from, in order to reduce the powernoia he feels when away from a power socket for any length of time. He finds it particularly useful on his "special mushroom" picking expeditions in the forest.
powernoia by teleski75 May 8, 2011
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powernoise 

Loop-based music that is characterized by rhythms created by sequencing noises or distorted sounds. Artists of this style most often cater to the rivethead subculture and utilize software on laptops as a performance medium.
Winterkalte is excellent powernoise.
powernoise by Rekk September 8, 2005

Powernap+ 

A nap greater than 15 minutes but less than an hour where the precursor to sleeping is masturbating.
I had the best nap today, I had a porno mag with me so I made it a powernap+, which is even better.
Powernap+ by Jondewyo December 20, 2008

Pokernight 

Engaging in a sexual act with girl during the evening hours.
Now that I have a girlfriend, every night is pokernight
Pokernight by scareyfaces March 3, 2009

Poner el cuerno 

Le voy a poner el cuerno a mi novia con aquella vieja (I'm going to cheat my girl with that chick)
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
Poner by Colgatepony September 2, 2011