by 1011061 September 30, 2012
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.
by Wanny0706 February 09, 2010
by BananaDemocracy October 22, 2010
Portmanteau of the words phone and boner.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
by Kevin Hazlewood May 20, 2007
Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.
by JMcderp January 18, 2011
A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
by Slick Tricks January 25, 2009
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