Lumperts

Something made junky, cheaply assembled, prone to break easily, unreliable.

Son, ya’ll Wal-Mart bike be all lumperts! Handle bars be fallin’ off. Seat broke. Tires flat!!

by Koolmann46 May 8, 2019

Lumpified

When a beloved game, series, or movie gets reanimated in the style of LumpyTouch, an animator on YouTube. His style is a bit Lovecraftian and disturbing but its all in good meaning.

Bob: Have you seen the new lumpified version of Sonic?
Henry: Yeah! It's a bit disturbing but it looks great!

by Pancake Satan July 7, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

by Cockwood February 16, 2021

lumpatious

Someone who is rude, disrespectful, or insane. As used in the TV show Sam & Cat.

Why is Jacob so lumpatious?

by anonymous February 17, 2021

lumpy rumpy

big booty

micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

Lumphead

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "

Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...

by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021