Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

Greasy laurence by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020

Greasy Night 

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

Greasy Night by UD Editor May 7, 2022

greasy pork chop 

An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.

Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.

greasy pork chop by Anonym. December 26, 2008

Greasy Chicken 

Having anal intercourse with a girl using a used condom

I gave that bitch the greasy chicken

Greasy Chicken by twomentogether August 22, 2008

Greasy Vagina 

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.

MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!

Greasy Vagina by KFC. April 9, 2010

greasy dick 

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

greasy dick by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021

greasy haired nut grabber 

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

greasy haired nut grabber by poopdick April 4, 2005