heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

husband beater

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness

hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.

by mb1993 January 8, 2011

Breather

An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.

"I ate a bowl of Kashi last night and just dropped a huge breather."

by AaronLPeterson January 23, 2009

husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.

That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater

by currybomb July 18, 2010

boy beater

The bully's version of a wife beater: ribbed sleeveless t-shirt.

In the UK, bullies can be spotted from afar, wearing their boy beater tees.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

beaterhog

just plain ugly,likly fat and just nasty.

She was a vacume-packed, rock-eatin',sabertoothed beaterhog.

by napolionjr September 28, 2006

beater o'clock

When it is the time of day to put on a beater (the shirt, not the car).
It can be any time of the day or night.

"What do you reckon Sam, just about beater o'clock?"

"I reckon it is, mate"

by nelly b January 16, 2008