john kerry 

1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.

1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.

john kerry by your dog March 31, 2008

john f. kerry 

Can't form a solid opinion but "CAN" form a solid hairdo.

a plastic man

Didn't I see John Kerry in a Primus video?

john f. kerry by The Swedish Chef November 1, 2004

johnson rod 

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

johnson rod by waltermitty August 21, 2004

John Wayne 

Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.

I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

John Wayne by John Wayning October 22, 2008

johnson rod 

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

johnson rod by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

elton john

It's simple. Elton John is gay right? So instead of saying gay you say Elton John, it doesn't always work so don't get caught sounding retarded.

Dude who slices his finger open:"fucking Elton John"!!

elton john by sssshhhhhh January 28, 2007

st john 

"If so desired, a nick name for male genetalia," As St john was once an important figure, so is a mans genetalia to himself.

She was all over my St john that he didnt know what had hit him.

st john by nG! May 16, 2006