pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 28, 2010

Pretzeling

When someone eats everything but the pretzels in a snack mix.

Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!

Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...

by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017

Chocolate Pretzil

When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand

That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

You tit

by chocolatepretzil June 19, 2009

pussy pretzels

When you stick a pretzel rod in a pussy and there you go. You got a pussy pretzel.

Jenna makes the best pussy pretzels!

by Meatspin666 January 10, 2008

Pretzelling

Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.

Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.

by The Lesbian Baby Basket August 31, 2018

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019