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Long Island Diet 

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"

"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
Long Island Diet by Checkerdown September 26, 2023

Long distance error 

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
Long distance error by Jack February 12, 2005

Long Fork 

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.
1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!
Long Fork by GavinT May 5, 2008

Long wave 

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.
There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.

Long wave by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

Long Beach Hug 

She was down with the Long Beach Hug.

long term prostitute 

Like the term trophy wife but more honest.
Look at John and his trophy wife. No man she's just a long term prostitute.