Harmony Sears

Hell on earth. Ruled by the turtle-troll.

Hey have you been to that new Harmony Sears store?

Hell no, I don't want my soul to be eaten by the turtle-troll.

by BrettinskiOtriad April 26, 2010

Harmony hut

a form of solitary for campers with attitude problems. Harmony hut activities include Disnay film marathons and long sessions of kumbaya followed by a group hug.

Goth: :-(
Camp counsellor: Looks like somebody needs some time in the harmony hut!
Goth: :-0

by ReallyBigReallyBadBob June 1, 2010

hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

by Trystane August 29, 2010

harmaniac

one who relies souly on sites like e-harmony or match.com to meet new people

matt is such a harmaniac he won't go to the bar with us to pick up chicks

by doughnutholes September 13, 2010

Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.

Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.

by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hormonicide

Hormonicide: The result of a man not recognizing when his woman is in a hormonal space and doing something stupid and potentially life threatening. For example:

Questioner: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Replier: "Hormonicide, my wife was PMS'ing and I asked her when dinner would be ready for me."

by Reverendjoe August 20, 2015