ass crippling trots

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.

I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Chipple

A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.

Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.

by Henry Chipplelover October 30, 2006

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle September 14, 2008

Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!

OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface

by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007

Cripper

Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.

Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?

by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004

Crippling shark

Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.

Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?

Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.

by Ryjatuk Ketowsewebar April 3, 2009

Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010