9 definitions by stahlout

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.
I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.
I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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A green onion with street credintials.
Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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A large amount of semen covering a person.
When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.
I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.
by stahlout September 15, 2006
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