Definitions by stahlout

pat - don't wipe 

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

pat - don't wipe by stahlout September 16, 2006

hideous 

A nasty, raunchy bowel movement.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

hideous by stahlout September 15, 2006

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

snow flurry 

A large amount of semen covering a person.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

snow flurry by stahlout September 15, 2006

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

[roast beef shower curtains] by stahlout September 15, 2006

sweaving 

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

sweaving by stahlout September 15, 2006

rapscallion 

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

rapscallion by stahlout September 15, 2006