California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

ass crippling trots

Self explanatory for a severe case of diarrhea. Generally, resulting in the pat - don't wipe method.

I got a stomach bug and had the ass crippling trots for a week!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

hideous

A nasty, raunchy bowel movement.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

rapscallion

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

by stahlout September 15, 2006

snow flurry

A large amount of semen covering a person.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006