Urban Dictionary: Definitions by stahlout

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

hideous by stahlout September 15, 2006

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

snow flurry by stahlout September 15, 2006

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

sweaving by stahlout September 15, 2006

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

rapscallion by stahlout September 15, 2006