rapscallion

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

by stahlout September 15, 2006

California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

hideous

A nasty, raunchy bowel movement.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

business dogging

When a pup lies down with it's front paws crossed.

Look at Jager lying there all business dogging.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

snow flurry

A large amount of semen covering a person.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

by stahlout September 15, 2006