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Definitions by stahlout

pat - don't wipe 

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.
I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.
pat - don't wipe by stahlout September 16, 2006
After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.
hideous by stahlout September 15, 2006

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.
My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.
California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

snow flurry 

A large amount of semen covering a person.
When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.
snow flurry by stahlout September 15, 2006

[roast beef shower curtains]

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

sweaving 

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.
I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.
sweaving by stahlout September 15, 2006

rapscallion 

A green onion with street credintials.
Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?
rapscallion by stahlout September 15, 2006