pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

hideous

A nasty, raunchy bowel movement.

After eating mexican food, I normally have to make a hideous.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

rapscallion

A green onion with street credintials.

Did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?

by stahlout September 15, 2006

snow flurry

A large amount of semen covering a person.

When I screw my husband, he likes to pull out and give me a snow flurry.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006