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n. a term of art invented by comedy writers at NBC in NYC for the perfunctory praise one adds prior to criticizing someone, typically as means to indicate affection for the target of criticism.
Rosa is of course a wonderful person, incredibly smart, and we all love her; but that poem of her's is awful. (Equivalent to:)
Chipple; Rosa's poem is awful.
chipple by ydfyce October 16, 2019
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A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.
Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!
Chipple by Booger4you January 29, 2017
A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.
Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.
Chipple by Henry chipplemaster October 29, 2006
A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.
Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!
Chipple by Booger4you January 29, 2017
A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.
Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.
Chipple by Henry Chipplelover October 30, 2006

chipple my whipple 

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.
guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"

Poop Chipper 

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
Poop Chipper by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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