Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

BTW, Ohio State son

e-thugging expression that originated on an internet messageboard, the first to use this term is credited to "mcr"

orly faggot? I'm doing an internship that will result in me making 100k/year the year after I graduate. By the time I'm 30 I will be making a mill a year. BTW, Ohio State son

by GregFarz August 29, 2007

statline

Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".

Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?

by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019

Play Station 6

An unreleased playstation

The FBI is after me, im not supposed to have this Play Station 6 but i do

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by Timothy July 9, 2004

state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006