by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006
Get the Jerry Springer mug.Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.
The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.
In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.
In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"
"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
by TheManUWishUWere July 12, 2009
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by SC2000 December 22, 2008
Get the reticulating splines mug.1. Name of many cities. The largest and most well-known Springfield is in Massachusetts. It's home to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Springfield, IL is also well-known by elementary school students as a state capital, but otherwise, it's a backwater. Springfield, MO is even more of a backwater but it's home to SW Missouri State Univ (SMS). There are also smaller Springfields in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Oregon and Ohio. None of these are worth discussing.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
by Nutmegger February 15, 2004
Get the springfield mug.A place commonly known as Springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near Eugene Oregon.
Hey why do people from Eugene Oregon go to the yard sales in Springfield Oregon?
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
by (=$eth=) December 9, 2008
Get the Springfield Oregon mug.1. A wimp. A person without a spine. Someone who has others do the dirty work for them. Someone who backs down from confrontation or sneaks around and has others do the job for them.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
Ashwin : Holy titty fuck, you still live you bastardo !! i thought my friends had beaten the living daylights out of you.
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Spineless fuck mug.When a penis touches a nerve while its in your butthole causing a nervous compulsion and going up into your spine making you almost shit yourself yet you still recieve pleasure out of it.
by Dr. Chilliering April 22, 2011
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