Coconut Oil
Coconut Oil by SnowOz February 6, 2021
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Don't dig where there's no oil
'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.
Don't dig where there's no oil by girl, oil, dig, December 9, 2008
Olive Oil Supreme
Olive Oil Supreme by Drstankfinger1232223 January 5, 2012
BP Oil Spill
The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
BP Oil Spill by Allen75x June 1, 2010
swing oil
the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.
Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.
"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"
"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"
swing oil by Ryan Cahill August 11, 2006