methylenedioxymethamphetamine

cool word to say in as short a period of time as possible.

yew said, "methylenedioxymethamphetamine!"

by aehrwyn March 28, 2003

meth lisp

someone who speaks with a rather obvious lisp due to the chronic use of methamphetamines

hey guyths, ynall hanves sthome monties?
Man get your meth lisp talkin ass up out of her. stupid shit

by cornn flake January 13, 2008

meth rinse

Taking a shower, while high on crystal meth. A typical user will begin to experience symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and thereafter feel a desperate need to clean themselves.

I had been up for 3 days dude, but then I went in for a quick meth rinse, to help me wake up!

by Tnorthway1 May 16, 2011

Meth Monster

The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010

meth

good clean fun for the whole family

meth: do it for the kids

by akary June 11, 2006

meth

white peoples crack.

meth is to white people as crack is to black people.

jim smokes meth in his trailer.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Methadoner

Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.

Did you see Bob nodding in group today? He is a devout methadoner.

by bobbybobsterbobletta June 11, 2011