Giffafa

A god that blessed the very soil we stand on, in the year of 2018, In the shape of a sausage, this immortal being, this gracious god, the bringer of life. Thus the summons of giffafa was born

Person 1: hey whats your religion?
Person 2: oh im a summon of Giffafa
Person 1: oh thats cool im a Christian

Perain 2: *loud silence*

by Summon of Giffafa June 13, 2021

gifmanteau

It's a smashup of two gifs that is more understandable and conveys better meaning than the sum of the individual constituents

Imma gifmanteau-stab-ya

by Grawred February 27, 2023

Thrift Gift

A thing you pull from your own room and give away because you never use it and forgot to get a real gift.

"I forgot Tim's birthday ... I need to stop by my house and get a thrift gift real quick."

"I totally was thrift gifted this dirty Troll doll!"

by Grady Bunch September 12, 2009

Onside gift

A gift purchased for a Yankee Swap or similar random gift exchange program which the owner attempts to end up with him/herself.

As the only one who likes coffee, Joe bringing that espresso for the Yankee Swap was a total onside gift.

by Thom Brandy December 20, 2010

Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

by headstrong May 18, 2013

anniversorry gift

The more expensive gift you're forced to buy your girlfriend or wife after you forget your anniversary.

Todd: What did you get Marissa for your anniversary?
Mike: Well, I was going to just buy some flowers but I spaced and forgot to get anything. So I ended up buying a ring as an anniversorry gift and now I'm out $600.

by Miodragon October 16, 2013

Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015