Forrest Gump

A man with a low IQ and a big heart.

You: Sarah Palin was really smart.

Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.

by Martin 'The Madman' October 3, 2011

De-forestation

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.

EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.

by gaius - ;) August 25, 2010

Forrest

A wonderful guy who will always be there to comfort you. He will never stop telling you how much he loves you, especially when you need to hear it most. A Forrest is someone tall, with adorable glasses and with a tiny freckle right below his lips. He laughs harder than anyone else, and is extremely lovable. Forrest would never hurt you because he's the sweetest kid alive.

Me: WOAH How are you so fantastic??
Forrest: That's just how I am. Want a back massage?

by treetops77 December 14, 2010

foreskins on toast

Nautical term for creamed chipped beef on toast.

It's foreskins on toast for breakfast!

by Chalie Rippin July 28, 2005

Female Forest

Excessive growing of pubic hair around the genitalia of a female. Unnecessary hair which usually gets in the way.

I always thought something was wrong with Brian when he told me he couldnt find her cooter, but then he mentioned her female forest and I had no further doubts.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006