scooter poop 

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

scooter poop by Orangejello May 3, 2018

hirsh poop 

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town

hirsh poop by no range no game March 30, 2018

Frosted poop flakes 

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

Frosted poop flakes by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

Diarrhea-Poop-Shit 

One moist ass bathroom visit

Bruh that was a wild Diarrhea-Poop-Shit

Diarrhea-Poop-Shit by Pseudernym November 25, 2019

basal state poop 

Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.

Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.

Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.

basal state poop by expialodocious November 6, 2015

painting over poop 

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

painting over poop by MrPhoton June 11, 2018

split pea poop 

When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.

split pea poop by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019