fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Mumbai Fishing

An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai

I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.

by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

FISH

F.uck
I.t
S.hit
H.appens

Friend: Welp that's sucks..
Me: Yuppers welp... F.I.S.H man
Friend fish?
Me: yup F.uck I.t S.hit H.appens.

Friend: dope

by KhillaKittysKhillaKitty November 1, 2023

Rotating Fish

A sodium ion.

“Hey could you pass me that vial full of solvent and rotating fish?”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

Shy shy fish

Shy with face like a fish

Boya is so embarrassed that his face looks like a fish, like that shy shy fish

by Watashi November 18, 2023