Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.

Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?

by QueenMae May 31, 2014

Dali dick

1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)

2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.

1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"

2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"

by Matmantha September 3, 2014

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Dick Friendly

Dick Friendly, verb: when one plays with a penis for hours on end questioning their sexuality.

Alex was hot for dick after pulling a dick friendly all night.

by Richard Friendly December 4, 2017

Dick Tunnel

Noun; Another word for a Vagina.

Damn bro, I can't wait to beat up that DICK TUNNEL.

by BozZ December 14, 2012