[dick juice]

any kind of liquid from ur dick. piss semen u name it sport

i gotta piss. im gonna go unload some dick juice behind this dumpster

tell dick juice to give chelsey more hours at work before i skull drag his wife

[dick juice] by lego fuck January 25, 2009

Dick Andrews

hairy homosexual tennis player

He's a bit of a Dick Andrews

Dick Andrews by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dick Bandit 

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

dick fungus 

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

dick fungus by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

Dick Smith 

verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.

Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!

Dick Smith by Mutty September 6, 2005

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

dick tick by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

Dick Flick 

Gay pornography

I found a stack of dick flicks in my dad's closet

Dick Flick by TimThomas March 13, 2009