walletkeysphone

Noun. The holy trinity of "I can safely leave where I am at".

Verb. An increasingly hard test to pads as blood-alcohol content increases.

N. "Hold on a sec, lemme check my walletkeysphone."

V. "Dude, You've had a lot to drink. Walletkeysphone?"

by Swordude December 13, 2015

concrete wallet

a lot of money, rich.

I'm so rich I have a concrete wallet.

by kccobb August 11, 2008

Wang Wallet

N. Vagina

Oh yeah. Spread them legs and let me at that wang wallet.

by binarysoldier August 28, 2008

Egg Wallet

Colloquial term for the female ovaries

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"

by Bophed March 19, 2016

Wet Wallet

When you finger a girl to near orgasm and then preform a Backbreaker on her.

Guy 1: so I went over to her house and gave her the Wet Wallet .
Guy 2: what the hell dude, did you at least take her to the hospital?

Guy 1: Uhh...

by TheOnlineGuy69 March 11, 2018

Cum Wallet

A wallet glazed in a fine layer of cum, all the way through, the inside and the outside

"Can you go fetch me my cum wallet, the pizza man's here"
"If you don't have a cum wallet, you're not a real man"

by Cthu1hu December 20, 2019

Exploded like George's wallet

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up

I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"

by washedup January 23, 2011