Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.
by Quents! March 08, 2010
taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.
by Shimone October 28, 2003
by the cook July 08, 2012
A patch of hair on the head which is missed / remaining after attempting to shave the head completely bald....resembling an early hair-do of the young Maddox Jolie-Pitt.
My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.
by operagrl February 23, 2010
Someone who's wishy washy.
by Lilly Nice February 09, 2018
by bob hastle February 20, 2005
Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
by Robert November 04, 2005