A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.
John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."
by philamb January 30, 2012
Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.
by Quents! March 08, 2010
taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.
by Shimone October 28, 2003
A patch of hair on the head which is missed / remaining after attempting to shave the head completely bald....resembling an early hair-do of the young Maddox Jolie-Pitt.
My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.
by operagrl February 23, 2010
Someone who's wishy washy.
by Lilly Nice February 09, 2018
by the cook July 08, 2012
by bob hastle February 20, 2005