printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014

Pinteresting

Something you find interesting, cool, or overall awesome on Pinterest

This recipe is definitely pinteresting, but it looks impossible to make.

by Xoxo, Gossip girl May 1, 2016

pinteresomnia

The condition of not being able to sleep, due to excessive excitement about a project or event, causing one to spend hours on end searching and pinning on Pinterest during odd hours of the night, ending in less than 5 hours of sleep over consecutive days. Usually the illness is temporary, but some are prone to long term bouts.

All the DIY projects I want to do for the furniture in my new bedroom has given me a bad case of pinteresomnia.

by TravellinTash October 12, 2016

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016