preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

prememe

The events that occur prior to birthing a meme that result in its creation. A colloquialism created by a friend or coworker that becomes a viral phenomenon on the Internet.

Examples of prememes include...

1.) I read something interesting yesterday. YOUR EMAILS. - Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme

2.) Hey I just met you and this is crazy so here's my iPhone and tape me maybe. - "Call Me Maybe" Meme

3.) DEAL WITH IT. - Obama Wins Re-Election Meme

by RJ Nabisco & Barbie 666 January 18, 2013

Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Prem

‎'Prem' is a shortened version of the word 'Premature' in reference to girl's bodies which have not yet matured, due to the fact their under the age of legal consent. Many late teenage males are sexual predators, who mainly prey on underage women. Therefore- the term prem-hunter was born to give these scumbags a title. Variations include 'premtastic' and 'prem dé lá prém'. Prime examples of 'prem' are Miley Cyrus, Jamie-Lynn Spears & Madelline McCann.

Insert Name Here is prem dé lá prém" - she is the créme dé lá créme of underage girls

by The Prem Hunter August 4, 2010