Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

sawyer minute

origin of the mc donalds in timmins, its based off of how long it will take a new employee to accomplish a new found task. it is not a set amount of time but used as a generic amount to answer anothers question.

mel: sawyer is the nuggets down?
sawyer: not yet
matt: dont worry mel, it'll be down in a sawyer minute

by spektor911 August 23, 2011

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

The Mittani

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.

1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.

by Anthix September 4, 2014

Freeway mitt

An oven mitt or non-sexual glove used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or interstate.

Dude, truck drivers always keep a freeway mitt handy when they can't find a hooker.

by RandomMitt April 20, 2015

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016