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Freeway mitt
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An
oven mitt
or non-sexual
glove
used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or
interstate
.
Dude,
truck drivers
always keep
a freeway
mitt
handy when they can't find a hooker.
by
RandomMitt
April 21, 2015
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