jacob boor

one with an elephants trunk for a cock

Damn, did you see that elephant at the zoo?
Nah man, that was a Jacob Boor

by PimpMastaJizzle May 24, 2010

jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

Jacob head ass

a lil kid that cant grow up , has a lil dick , and cant get bitches

yea the guy at the bar was such a jacob head ass

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Hunter Jacobs

the best girl in the universe! she is hot cute and everyone falls in love with her as soon as the see her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. Hunter suits a girl better than a boy by 5000 percent. she is very very athletic too!

omg Hunter Jacobs is rocking that outfit! i love her

by Rosie2145 November 15, 2017

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob

The really depressed 'epicgamer' fnaf dude on your bus that rarely talks,
or the guy who decided to nickname himself jake and bully people

Person 1: Did you see Jacob play WOW yesterday?
Person 2: No, he was dumping orbeez on Henry wasn't he?
Person 1: Nah, that's Jake, not Jacob. He's the one who sits in the back of my bus.

by Chloechips124816 March 1, 2023

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018