Evaned

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

by redtruck June 29, 2013

Evan Marshall

A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back

I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Eitanus Bortius

A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.

Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Evan McCown

A nigga that will fuck your bitch with his 12 incher.

Yo Evan McCown is gonna anal your bitch.

by Kodak is Black June 13, 2017

eilanie

Eilanie is a strong and gorgeous women. She’s very athletic and attractive. She’s always there for her friends and everyone loves her personality. Eilanie is a person everyone needs in their life.

Wow, I wish I could be just like Eilanie.

by Lizzz18 May 16, 2018

Eiran

An absolute sweet heart who is so genuine, thoughtful, respectful, cheerful, compassionate, loyal, open-minded, patient, optimistic, and unpredictable. Eiran loves being affectionate and expressing his mind about things that are important to him and especially if he can express it though music because that is one of his many talents. He’s reliable, responsible, serious and mature when he needs to be, but he’s really just a hilarious, light-hearted goofball that will do just about anything to make you laugh. It’s literally the cutest thing ever. He’s passionate, supportive, persistent, selfless, appreciative, and protective. Physically, he’s very attractive. He’s absolutely stunning. No one can take their off off him and that’s not an exaggeration. He’s tall and muscular with broad shoulders and thicc ass legs from all the running he does. Every inch of him is toned flawlessly. Eiran is super athletic and stays very active. If he wants something, you better believe he’s gonna do everything in his power to get it and he doesn’t give up easily. If he wants you, you better feel lucky cause it doesn’t get any better than him.

Eiran is my favorite slave.

by slavemassa101 August 20, 2018

Evan

A seizure boi. he seizes every day bro. gets lit in the hospital.

dont be an Evan or you'll seize everywhere....

by evanseizes65658 September 25, 2018