Great Valley Middle School

I’m bored and real pissed rn so here we go, welcome to great valley middle school or GVMS where it against the dress code to wear pajama pants but some white ass 6th grader practically has her non-existent titties out and thats ok. It’s so snobbish students are forced to call the cafeteria the “dining hall” and the staff are stuck in the past with their blue ribbon award winning asses. A place where we have to have monthly assembly’s because students are on the brink of suicide. It’s so proud of it “inclusivity” and “progression” meanwhile you’ll have people calling each other slurs left and right. Oh and don’t get me started on the asshole teachers. I think there might be like one or two that are actually bearable but the others all give of pedo vibes or are just plain mean for no reason. This place is a shithole and anyone who goes here knows it.

“I have a friend who goes to Great Valley Middle School and earlier they told me the craziest shit goes on at their school”

by Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 15, 2023

Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

Valley Stream

Valley Stream is a some what large town located on Long Island, NY. Many people may consider it "ghetto" and full of "gangs", this information will vary from each person, as I DO NOT find it ghetto, still many do.

White Guy #1: I live in Valley Stream!
Friend: There are still white people in Valley Stream?

by Chuck McDuck October 17, 2008

Valley High School

A public school located in the North Valley of Albuqueruqe, New Mexico. Even though it is one of the only public schools in the city with an english name, the hispanic student population is the largest of APS schools. Contrary to general belief, Valley isn't as ghetto as many people in the Albuquerque area think. Yeah there are douchebags, sluts, the occasional wannabe gangsters but it's really just a typical high school, even though the administration might be the worst in the city. The Valley students have huge school spirit, even though the football team kinda sucks and most students don't know what they want to do after graduation, other than go to CNM. Partying and smoking weed are common activities a lot of students partake in. Fitting in is not hard at all. Most people there are friendly towards each other.

Jim: "Hey Tim, what school do you go to?"
Tim: "I go to Valley High School."
Jim: "Oh, that sucks man."
Tim: "Why do you say that?"
Jim: "I dunno....just cuz."

by Ilovebread2 March 30, 2011

valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.

Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.

by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011

otter valley

otter valley is gay

bro otter valley is gay

by kefferstien March 18, 2019

Twin Valley

Where you go to either smoke weed or fuck your sister, Twin Valley is home to every redneck in America in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Thank god we don't live in Twin Valley

by StonerCityMember554 October 22, 2019