Teapot

Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats

Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice

by Dr.shelnut pooper November 28, 2019

Temp Bae

A Boyfriend/Girlfriend in which your relationship is temporary or has an expiry date due to certain circumstances.

These circumstances can include - (one of you moving away, the person is not long-term material, you only want a temporary relationship .. perhaps for cuffing season)

- I'm moving away soon, But I just met someone I really like.. Unfortunately he'll just have to be my temp bae.

- I don't really see myself marrying her, but she's nice to have around for now.. definitely a good temp bae.

- Need to find myself a temp bae, cant be alone for cuffing season!

by Sheeblez January 28, 2020

Temoni

Pretty asf, cool and chill person to vibe out with, Temoni is an overachiever and sometimes afraid to fail, she is her boss and listens to no one else. Temoni is going to grow up and be great.

Temoni is funny.

by Whewchilayy March 29, 2020

Temmo

A runt, small little bastard that farts mushrooms and if your team is a dumb bitch will int and feed the tiny fuck. God forsaken creation by riot games, he came from hell and deserves to stay there. God, i hate him so much

Friend: Aw shit theres a goddamn Temmo FUCK

by Glorbusssss & emull April 5, 2020

tampoozle

a tampon with a tassel on the end

i can’t find my tampon
get a tampoozle

thanks

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

Tampon

Free snack

1:“Im really hungry” 2:“oh don’t worry!” 2:“You can have my tampon” 1:“thanks!”

by Cotton.Saturn July 19, 2021