European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
by Racer XXX October 12, 2018
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tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.
Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"
by Piscine February 11, 2016
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So Tired of this Shit

A condition of emotional and moral Exhaustion produced by the the Demonstrably False belief that being Nice and doing Extra Work will convince a Just and Angry god to hand an evil and exploiting bastard his Comeuppance.

None of your Friends think you will ultimately take Effective Action. Instead, they think you will work There until death or Retirement.
Can you believe it? I stayed late to finsh building that cage and she had the freakin' nerve to ask me to take out the trash! I am So Tired of this Shit
by panchoosey January 15, 2012
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flat tire

A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.
That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!
by StalledOut October 02, 2006
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Sick 'n tired

When you have become so tired of something/someone, that it is making you sick. Something that mothers often say to their misbehaving, ill-mannered children.
Mother: Tony, I am so sick 'n tired of your shit lying all over, that it has made me sick to the point of vomiting in last nights casserole. I just dressed it with ketchup, so fuck you!
by Zob Rombie June 30, 2016
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tire biter

Slang term for a male or female with a fetish or sexual attraction towards the handicapped users of wheelchairs.

Slang for 'devotee'.
"Why's that hot chick going out with a cripple?".
"She's a tire biter!".
by jellyshots April 23, 2010
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flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!
by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009
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