quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantini

Any drink, usually alcoholic, created with items on hand during a quarantine. The key is that leaving the house to get ingredients is not necessary.

Let's see...creme de cacao, a splash of vanilla vodka, top with hard seltzer... pour it all over ice, and...boom! An egg cream Quarantini.

by Wes. Palmer May 15, 2020

Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

QuaranTEEN

QuaranTEEN is a podcast made by teens for teens. It is designed to entertain the teens who are suffering the repercussions of quarantine, specifically boredom. It is created by Lauren Campbell and often features special guests. It is their hope that you learn something from each episode, so their topics vary to provide maximum entertainment.

I love the podcast QuaranTEEN! It is so entertaining!

by quaranteenpodcast May 17, 2020

quaranlaw

A quaranlaw marriage is one in which the couple lives together through a period of extended quarantine and presents themselves as being bonded which is recognized by friends, family and a community but without going through a formal ceremony or getting a marriage license.

Justin and Lauren after living together for over 10 weeks as a result of self-quarantine due to COVID19 proclaimed themselves to be quaranlaw married.

by JRSYFRSH May 18, 2020