Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

Lightning McQueen

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Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Lightning McQueef

When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides

Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are

Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous

Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car

by Mrsjelilebi April 26, 2023

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.

Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away

by S.13 July 27, 2022

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016