A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
The art of knowing how to be absolutely gay, so gay that you taught the lead roles of Brokeback Mountain how to be gay. So gay that you were the stunt double for BOTH of the actors. There is absolutely no one gayer than an XL Frozen Alex.
Guy 1: That dude looks extremely fucking gay!
Guy 2: He's clearly an XLFrozen Alex!
Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.
We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.
Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.
Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.
An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.
It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.
John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.
The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.
Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"