Tram Boarding

A game of two or more people standing up on a running tram, without holding the bars or standing near the walls, competing to see who will be the last man to NOT keel over in their (short) journey.

In order to win, you must not:

1) Bend or fall over
2) Must not budge on your place due to the movement of the tram

3) Must not move, even if people are passing by (and giving dirty looks)

Let's play tram boarding! First one to keel over buys me a burger

by karlenohwhirl October 15, 2011

roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out

I'm putting you on my roast board bro

by Lul4299 January 21, 2016

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

by The Snoofer July 21, 2014

bitches on boards

a crew of female extreme athletes, a media production company

Tugger and Frenchie of Bitches On Boards Media Production, and Bitchesonboards

by BOBS Frenchie November 27, 2007

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012