Double hard

The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.

Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic

by twatterted March 9, 2011

Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

by AlanDW June 18, 2011

Doubletard

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

Donnie Doublehands Drumpf

Name for Donald Trump, focusing on his trashy first name, an ironic middle name since he has tiny hands and is a double dealer, and Drumpf because that was the family's original name before they were kicked out of Germany.

If you support Donnie Doublehands Drumpf in 2025 your IQ is like his, the same as your respective shoe sizes!

by Star*Dagger April 8, 2025