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you better check yo self

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Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.
You better check yo self before you wreck yo self
by miaobaid August 25, 2014
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E.coli does it better

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a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.
chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'
by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009
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tripple a battery

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Nick name for aromantic, asexual, agender people
Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...
by im u fucking sadist17 May 20, 2021
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quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.
Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
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butterhealth

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(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
by nyaaron January 29, 2010
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Butterfly Stroke

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Sexual position similar to missionary, but the guy uses the headboard to hold his weight up, which makes it look a lot like he's doing the butterfly stroke in bed. Popularized by leaked footage of the movie Breaking Dawn. Almost guaranteed to make a girl faint if she likes sparkling vampires.
I didn't think my boyfriend knew anything about the Twilight Saga, but then he tried the butterfly stroke on me in bed. He can't deny it anymore.
by Adorably Perky May 2, 2011
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The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
by Scrumfis August 13, 2011
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