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dick whacker 

Some who enjoys to whack their penis, usually with the help of a tool such as a hammer, plank of wood.
that guy over their is a dick whacker
dick whacker by qwertjohn May 17, 2006
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Dick Smith 

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.
Dick Smith by John Martini September 1, 2006

Dick Slanger 

To slang a lot of dick to many women. A guy who has lots of sex with different types of women.
Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

dick bounce 

Common reference to a quickie.

For video gamers, this references to something literally killing you via bouncing off your dick, i.e. a grenade.
That f*ck just killed me with a dick bounce from a grenade! I was on a killing frenzy! Yeah, I'm coming for you, you f***ing piece of sh*t!
Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.
Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here
dick jizz by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

dick-goat 

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word
"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."
dick-goat by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006