No Life 

A no life person is someone who usually has very little contact with other people, and so will rather spend their time doing things that only negatively effect their lives.

People with no life usually enjoy playing MMORPGs, Video Games.

People with no life usually enjoy the computer, video games.

And dislike, social contact, physical excersize.

Unlike nerds and geeks, no lifes actually PREFER to waste their time on unuseful things, unlike nerds who are socially akward but want to have friends.

Friends 1: Hey look at Kyle, the kid has no life, hes been inside the house for about 3 weeks now.

Friend 2: Fuck him, lets go play basketball.

No Life by IAMABEE September 7, 2012

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

The meaning of life by Not Zane July 23, 2004

spice up your life 

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

spice up your life by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

Get a life 

1. A phrase used by people who don't have a life themselves, and are so insecure about that fact that they deem it necessary to go out and insult others.

2. When someone does not have an intelligent (or any kind of) response to an insult and resorts to an elementary-school taunt.

3. When someone is annoyed by your whining and needs to say something to make you shut the hell up.

1. Wait, what? You like to play video games? Ha! nERD! I'm too busy getting high and getting liver disease from all of the alcohol I consume and masturbating to pictures and sleeping with imaginary people! You need to get a life, honestly!

2. Person A: Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Person B: Yeah? *thinks for an hour* Well...you need to GET A LIFE!

3. Okay, great. Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you've been whining and pining for over a damn hour. I'm quoting Alyssa Edwards (from RuPaul's Drag Race) here when I say, "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it."

Get a life by lilithwynn April 14, 2017

Thug Life 

The shibboleth-cum-acronym for: "The Humiliatingly Uneducated Ghetto-Snipe Languishes In Fatuous Exertion". Although syntactically ill-formed, this rallying cry saw to it that yet another generation of dissipated and deracinated congoidal-youth would fall prey to the state sanctioned drop out culture so prevalent in the late 20th-early 21st centuries.
A maxim made popular by Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent, Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area of the continent never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of various audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.

Yo Ho Ho save me from my tortured self, the thug life aint for me!

Thug Life by Rod Handler July 3, 2004

Whole life, one Gwife 

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.

- Dude I love B$.
- Whole life, one Gwife!

Whole life, one Gwife by illinipride23 October 2, 2006

bender life 

When every year is a bender year. Excuses aren't even defined in the dictionary of somebody caught in a bender life. It's balls-to-the-wall living - loving everything and caring about nothing.

Did you see Toby last night, and the night before, and the night before? He's got one hell of a bender life.

bender life by J.P. Seelboff June 3, 2007