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Christian witch 

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.
Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS

Wooly Witch 

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave
That hitch is a Wooly Witch
Wooly Witch by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020

Natural Witch 

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.
Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".
Natural Witch by MagickDragon December 1, 2020

Night Witch 

The worst card in clash royale despite its legendary rarity. If you use this card in clash royale it is probably the reason you are stuck in the arena you’re in.
Oh you use night witch? How long have you been meantly retarded?
Night Witch by okcostello November 21, 2021

Toilet Witch 

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
Toilet Witch by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Moon Witch 

When you get your period because you hung out with another girl who had hers
Sonia: ISH did you just moon witch me?
Ish: Oooops, yeah im on my period
Moon Witch by Ishishark January 27, 2022