Spock Toes

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."

"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"

by Kbombious July 29, 2009

Gramel Toe

Noun: A Gramel Toe is where the area of the body known as the vagina becomes squished up within the fabric of the clothing around this area. This variation on the original 'Camel Toe' is specifically found in the older population, eg. OAP's, Elderly, Retired persons.

Whoa, check out that GILF over there with the gramel toe.

by The darkest warrior April 25, 2010

worm toes

when youre toes are really pale , ugly ,and skinny at the bottom then the tip is a big round bulb , just like a worm looks.

"WHOAA ! that girl cant wear those flip-flops. her toes are worm toes. there too ugly to be shown in public. "

by iseeamoosey September 2, 2009

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

Copperhead Toe

When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.

Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

diaper toe

Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.

My niece is so cute but those tight stretch pants she's wearing give her major diaper toe.

by veritas1978 May 2, 2009