Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Get the Dusty Melonsmug. Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
by Melon_69 December 15, 2020
Get the Melonsmug. by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017
Get the Yubari King Melonmug. 1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
Get the drop a melonmug. KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021
Get the melonmug. 
by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017
Get the Melonmug.