Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004

Mullet-millionaire

A person who has become rich through a lottery win or some other type of windfall - not involving hard work or inheritance.

What a stinky cunt faced lucky mullet-millionaire cunt

by Dan July 18, 2005

reverse mullet

a hairstyle that emo kids usually wear. long hair over the face to cover their "tears" and short and spiky in the back. it is opposite of a regular mullet, which is long in the back and short in the front, hence the name reverse mullet.

those kids are dark hippes-they have reverse mullets.

by carmelina September 24, 2006

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 1, 2004

Malley

Malley is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She acts normal in school.. but her real self is a bit crazy and well, even more crazy. She is the boys type. Getting a boyfriend is a price of cake for her. This person usually is Chinese.

Boy 1: wow! Doesn’t Malley look pretty today!
Boy 2: what do you mean? She always looks this good!

by My feet smell May 22, 2018

Vagina mullet

A vagina mullet is when a woman shaves her pubic hair above as well as around the front of her vagina, but leaves copious amounts of thick-dark hair around her anus as well as her taint. You will only be able to see this type of style in the doggy position. By deffinition, she will be business in the front and party in the back....except it's not a gathering of which you would like to attend. No man should have to experience such an atrocity!

Awe man did you hook up with that girl from the other night? I did, but she had a vagina mullet man!

by AJP 9000 June 13, 2012

Mullet-curious

The feeling one person gets when they look in the mirror and think "Boy Howdy! I wonder how great i'd look with a mullet?"

...usually followed by a dreadful sobering thought or actually the cutting of the hair into a mullet

John saw a sick mullet and instantly became mullet-curious.

by Ricktastic October 14, 2009