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kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
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Kristina 

Kristina is one of a kind. She can be a little sassy but she will always be there for you. She is absolutely HILARIOUS and will always include you. She is very talented and also very smart. But if you hurt her she’ll hurt you. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t loose her.
Omg did you see that beautiful girl? Her name must be Kristina”
Kristin is an amazing caring person who is nice to everyone around her she cares about everyone. she isnt the most body-positive person but she is absolutely stunning.

Hi Kristin I tried
guy: who is that over there
other guy:thats kristin she amazing
Kristin by 1nfamous6207 June 1, 2020

ann-kristin 

A beautiful Person.
It's Birthday is on the 3rd January!
Her brother is called Simon.
ann-kristin by Simon_stue January 3, 2017
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet! Kristin is stunning from the first time you see her and is sexy as hell, especially in b00bs ;) Unfortunately this is a problem whenever you go around public with her, as random strangers will catcall her annoyingly and make you a n g e r y. However, this is just a part of life for this strong, incredible girl and she's so used to it that she just ignores them at this point. This will only strengthen your admiration of her! You can go to her for ALL of your problems. Kristin will somehow know exactly what to say in response. Even her manner of speaking radiates sophistication and grace. She's going to end up on top one day and I know it, even though she wasn't born with the gift of being able to not study and ace tests, she's living proof that hard work overrules natural talent. You end up wondering how people like her can exist in the universe, she's aware that people hate her and she loves them anyway, she'll treat them just how she treats everyone else with a reasonable yet impossible rationale (why give them a reason to hate you more?) It's so rare to see someone like her who naturally gravitates towards loving EVERYONE. She is so supportive and a pure queen who doesn't need guys but she knows (And everyone knows) that she could get one if she wants, when she wants. She chooses her guys, not guys choose her. If you find a Kristin, keep her at all costs. You won't find another one like her again.
Girl: Ugh, I would give anything to be Kristin.
Girl's boyfriend: Too bad you aren't.
Kristin by theasianbearx June 15, 2018

KristinTorroella

I wuv KristinTorroella
KristinTorroella by S.M.H. August 3, 2010

Kristina 

Kristina is a beautiful girl, no matter what she says. She's interesting, has her own fantastic dreams, and loves reading and everything amazing.
"Hey are you friends with Kristina?"
Of course Watson, she loves Black Butler!"