halsa

halsa is the place where 348 cows died at the same time laughing them self to death when the farmer cut his dick off while trying to open a beer bottle with his dick, the whole farm is now bankrupt and they grow marijuana there
Hey wanna go to halsa and show them how a real dick supposed to look
by Kripos July 04, 2021
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tingvoll

Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.
Tingvoll, do they have doctor there?? Im horny and want wellfare
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 01, 2021
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bergsøya

The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,
go to hell or go to bergsøya
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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straumsnes

The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
by Kripos June 06, 2021
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straumsnes

Storpillebygda
Straumsnes-Plassen der folk med stor kuk kommer fra
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kvernberget flyplass

The slowest airport in norway, the plains are rude enough to land at lunch time for workers at airport and the workers have to serve people who is waiting for luggage. And after this extremely hectic day the workers get wellfare and go home and knocks their wife unconscious and drink beers
Hey, kvernberget flyplass is a shity place to work, lets go home and hit our ladies
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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