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4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
Get the 4 service mug.Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Get the kristiansund parkering mug.The well fare mountain!!!! All of the mongoloids and people on well fare is loving this mountain, they are building stareway in stone for them now so they can see plaines arriving to kristiansund. Also mongoloids are having sex with ramdom people at the start of the enjoyable journey to well fare mountain. if you come to kristiansund and dont like this place you can just go to NAV
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Get the kvernberget mug.Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
by Kripos July 17, 2021
Get the hjørnet bar mug.halsa is the place where 348 cows died at the same time laughing them self to death when the farmer cut his dick off while trying to open a beer bottle with his dick, the whole farm is now bankrupt and they grow marijuana there
by Kripos July 4, 2021
Get the halsa mug.a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
by Kripos July 4, 2021
Get the rosenberg maingate mug.Rosenberge verft is all about eating crispy bread and look at pipes, and also drink beer on a bench outside camp because the old bosses in rosenberge company is jealous about beer drinking because their wifes want let them, also people go around and scream on swedish korwa korwa, because they like sausage so mutch
Rosenberg verft korwa korwa
by Kripos June 28, 2021
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