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kvisvik

One word to this descripe this place-analsex og øldrekking
Hey drunk you want your asshole to be opened in kvisvik
by Kripos June 24, 2021
mugGet the kvisvikmug.

averøy

Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk
by Kripos June 27, 2021
mugGet the averøymug.

4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
mugGet the 4 servicemug.

brønnøysund

People who live here takes long hot showers to practise to burn in hell
Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever
by Kripos June 12, 2021
mugGet the brønnøysundmug.

rosenberg maingate

a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
Hey your at rosenberg maingate now, i can hear you want sausage
by Kripos July 4, 2021
mugGet the rosenberg maingatemug.

straumsnes

The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
Straumsnes
by Kripos June 6, 2021
mugGet the straumsnesmug.

bergsøya

The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,
by Kripos June 12, 2021
mugGet the bergsøyamug.

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