straumsnes

The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
Straumsnes
by Kripos June 06, 2021
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kvernberget

The well fare mountain!!!! All of the mongoloids and people on well fare is loving this mountain, they are building stareway in stone for them now so they can see plaines arriving to kristiansund. Also mongoloids are having sex with ramdom people at the start of the enjoyable journey to well fare mountain. if you come to kristiansund and dont like this place you can just go to NAV
Kvernberget#Im horny where should i go…..come with me to well fare mountain#
by Kripos August 01, 2021
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rosenberg verft

Rosenberge verft is all about eating crispy bread and look at pipes, and also drink beer on a bench outside camp because the old bosses in rosenberge company is jealous about beer drinking because their wifes want let them, also people go around and scream on swedish korwa korwa, because they like sausage so mutch
Rosenberg verft korwa korwa
by Kripos June 28, 2021
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brønnøysund

People who live here takes long hot showers to practise to burn in hell
Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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rosenberg maingate

a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
Hey your at rosenberg maingate now, i can hear you want sausage
by Kripos July 04, 2021
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hjørnet bar

Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
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by Kripos July 17, 2021
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øydegard

This place all the old people from big dick village» kvisvik» go to relax before they get heart attach and they have a bar there who close right before people are stsrting to have fun, thay also make fire place on top of a clip to denonstrate that they want to be driving drunk around the village to kill dear and cats
Øydegard ohh fuck i want to go there and kill som cats
by Kripos June 24, 2021
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