junk funk

The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.

Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.

Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.

by Mistoffelees March 20, 2008

junk junk

Orginated in charlotte metro area. Word used to describe something be it person, place, or thing when you have no other word to describe it.

Did you see them lil junk junks that live over there?

Hell yeah, they were over at the crib last night!

by emmyt2325 October 15, 2008

junk wad

to eat a mans cum while eating m & ms.

Neal:she was such a hoe i junk wadded her.

Joe:what kind of m & ms?

Neal: the peanut ones

by nealeo fa show June 29, 2009

junk explosion

When the crotch of a male's trousers or shorts has an sudden and unexpected rupture, causing "junk fall" in the wind.
This can include tightness of trousers, or looseness of shorts.

"Man, that guy the other night had such tight pants,that when he bent down to tie his lace he had junk explosion"

by evilmanny April 13, 2010

junk waxing

Anything that leads that wonderful post orgasm moment. Ahh

He had a wicked case of blue balls and needed some good junk waxing.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

junk monkey

Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat

It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.

by mudhen July 29, 2004

Junk Show

A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.

In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.

Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...

They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.

I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...

by Todmeister June 28, 2007