Jackiee

A very sarcastic, beautiful, amazing, one of a kind type of girl. You will not regret meeting her EVER. She will always be open to hear you're problems & she will always try her best to help you. She also loves bacon, alot. She's the type of girl that doesn't let anything bring her down.. the amount of times she has fallen is the exact same amount of times she has gotten up. She is very strong.. go meet her yourself & make sure this is true, I guarantee you, you will not regret it.

Boy: my girlfriend is so amazing..
Friend: I wish I could find a Jackiee as well, they always turn out to be the best.
Boy: I love my Jackiee!

by nothing but the truth always September 1, 2013

the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 31, 2004

ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

jacked around

when someone deliberately delays or postpones you, like telling you a bullshit story to buy more time.

I'm tired of getting jacked around by that asshole, I'll take my business somewhere else!

by Marcuserectus February 25, 2014

cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

by n1mb0 September 3, 2007

text jacker

When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.

You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

yellow jacket alligater

"yellow jacket alligater" is a redneck name for a bumblebee. yellow jacket alligaters are usualy big and very ferocious. they have an alligater head, a bee body, devil wings, and a tooth on their butt for stinging.

The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare

City boy: Wow, did u see the size of that bee?
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!

by creative redneck March 29, 2011